In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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