Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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