Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Barsexuality is the new black.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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