You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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