I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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