And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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