woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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