You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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