When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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