Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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