Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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