mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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