Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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