Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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