let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
should my penis look like a turkey
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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