is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I intend to get homeless drunk
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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