STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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