Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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