Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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