we have officially lost it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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