is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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