And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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