He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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