that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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