I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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