how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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