her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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