Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
