But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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