Barsexuality is the new black.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
