I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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