I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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