Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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