Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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