The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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