i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
