try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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