with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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