i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
