what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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