Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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