I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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