did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
