May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
