i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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