I look better un-naked...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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