Having a random hookup so left but love u
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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