She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I smell like Dick and happiness
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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