I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
now i know why i became what i already was.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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