I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I won't apologize to a one balled man
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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