Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
