Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
you would pick up someone in the library
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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