Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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