Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I need you to use more vowels.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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