Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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