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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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