I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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