google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
i think my cat just said my name.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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