normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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