I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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