therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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