pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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